Arrr! Avast, Ye Mateys!

Pay attention, you scurvy dogs! This be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So for this post, I'll be talkin' like a pirate. Arrrh!

I be thinkin' about bloggin', but there not be much time in me life. I be workin' like a bilge rat at swabbin' th' decks (my job) an' that not be leavin' much time for pleaaye (pleasure).

Me son, Iron Jack Read, (that be his pirate name - I be speakin' o' Will), turned 12 years old a couple o' weeks ago. He got what every young pirate be wantin': a weapon. Iron Jack's grandparents bought 'im a bow an' arrow. Iron Jack be into target archery, an' he be wantin' to go to th' Olympics one day.

RobbieMax not be wantin' to get a pirate name, so he be just RobbieMax. But he be doin' well.

So I be doin' well - I be singin' in a choir an' enjoyin' it. I not be havin' heart issues, but I also not be exercisin'. I be afraid of me heart doin' un-pirate thin's. I be knowin' what ye say...

To be enjoyin' ITLAPD ye have to be visitin' the official website: Talk Like a Pirate. While ye be there, be tryin' the pirate name generator, an' th' English-to-Pirate Translator.

It be gettin' late an' I must be gettin' t' bed. But know ye this: me pirate name be Stinkin' Hester Sparrow.

An' I be wantin' to know YER pirate names.